Top gadgets for spying on fellow SEO’s

Written by Lee Colbran - 30.05.08
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Now that we are working with the Online Spy Shop I had a think about what gadgets the SEO community could use to get the low down from their fellow SEO’s:

Imagine knowing what Rand is actually up to at SEOMoz whilst the rest of the team actually do the work. Perhaps you can shadow our very own Ammon Johns and work out how he has become a ‘Level 8 SEO’ and use all his knowledge! Imagine knowing the budgets of what some are prepared to pay just to buy links!

Well now you can You have the means to do so with these great gadgets for spying on fellow SEO’s.

Here’s my favourite gadgets for some SEO espionage!

SEO Meetings: - GPS Covert Peli Track

Find out where your competitors are going! in true Jack Bauer style sneak the GPS Covert PeliTrack into the car of the competitor.  (making sure you switch on the tracker first)

GPS Covert Peli Track

Once installed, you can start viewing where your competitor is going and use postcode look up to find the organisation. Once you have all the intelligence you can get your sales team to put a cheeky call in for the SEO pitch!

Find your SEO competitors inner workings - GSM 8 Socket Lead

Do you want to know what is going on at your biggest rivals? Well you can, here’s how……

Dress up as a maintenance man and pay a visit to the offices of your competitors. You could make out you are performing PAT tests, I’ll leave the ultra dodgy getting in the building bit to your imagination.

8 Gang Socket

Once you have infiltrated the office of the major competitor, locate where the players in the SEO team are and plug the socket it. All the power sockets on this listening device are operational so you will not create a scene where by SEO’s are scratching their heads trying to figure out why a monitor is not working.

The SEO boardroom hack - GSM Table Lamp

This is a beauty. Two covert lamps, one fitted with a mobile listening device. All you have to do is have them planted in the board room of ‘an SEO company’.

Covert spying lamps

What dim witted SEO exec would even think of turning on a light, let alone using the thing?

The GPS Table lamp offers audio coverage up to 15 metres! Just remember not to tune in and listen during the Christmas party! (Also useful for the bedroom)

Realtime Spying - 3G Smoke Alarm

Want to know what is going on in the SEO bunker of your biggest rival? Well now you can. The slight negative is you have to place the dummy smoke alram. However once you have done this  Call in and watch what is going on at anytime.

3G Realtime Syping

In true James Bond style you can look on and observe and get the latest techniques of your rivals. This beauty can operate anywhere in the world with 3G coverage and there is no indication of a connected call.

Telephone call spying

Imagine being able to have information on all of your rivals phone calls. What price would you pay?

Is it feasible? Would you get away with it? The chances are probably not, but what if you did install the system and what if you could record all incoming and outgoing calls? How awesome would that be?

Telephone call spying

Although a mobile phone in its looks, this gadget monitors landline calls and can connect to any landline socket anywhere in the world. 

SEO spying made easy

So there you have it. No more second guessing, all you need is a disguise and some bottle to infiltrate your rivals, and hey presto you are up and running. Seriously, there is some eye-opening kit and spy equipment at the The Online Spy Shop, what a great project to be working on.

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7 Responses to “Top gadgets for spying on fellow SEO’s”

  1. Scott
    31.05.08

    I went to prison for a lot less than you are advertising here. I would be VERY careful about the scenarios in which this type of equipment can be used otherwise you might find yourself part of a conspiracy charge quite easily. Email me and I will give you more details.

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  2. Lee
    01.06.08

    Scott are you for real? I have obviously watched too many episodes of 24.

    It looks as though MI5 are going to be head-hunting me soon!

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  3. Marketing sussex
    03.06.08

    Very interesting subject!

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  4. Jim
    18.07.08

    If this is the best you people can come up with, the secrets of the business world are safe… Ebay sells more varied gear. You can Google for briefcase sized devices that will monitor or jam any cellphone within 1000 metres.

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  5. i think you should add phone number of a top secret spy agency for people like me to become a spy and become a kick butt spy

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